Posts: Equine Neologisms
Guardienergy: a portmanteau of guardian energy, the reason one is exhausted after spending the day sitting in the sunshine watching one’s post-surgical horse quietly grazing.
Barnshine: When someone at your barn does well and you bask in the reflected glory, even though you had nothing to do with the effort.
Heat Frustration: When you are brimful of enthusiasm to work with your horses, but it is too hot.
Uncanter: When a rider asks a horse to canter and the horse proceeds at an indeterminate gait that is neither a trot nor a canter nor a formal ASB gait.